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    Hi.

    I recently returned from the Stratford Festival in Ontario. It was my tenth visit in eighteen years.

    Here are my Haiku Reviews:

    <u>London Assurance</u>
    Brian Bedford resembles
    Elvis on acid

    <u>Glass Menagerie</u>
    Is a crass mendacity
    Laura as a retard

    <u>Coriolanus</u>
    It reads better than it plays
    Colm Feore?s typecast

    <u>Duchess of Malfi</u>
    Bros who love Sisters too much
    Don?t kiss your bible

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    Since I cannot adhere to NICOTH's fauning, ass-kissing rules regarding reviews, I thought I'd take a crack at Haiku Reviews:

    Sex In The Title.
    Fell asleep during Act One.
    Sorry I woke up.

    How To Succeed in
    Business Without Really Try-
    ing. Too goddam long.

    Waiting For Godot
    Now that's how shows SHOULD be done.
    We could learn from that!

    Ah, such a weight has been lifted! Thank you!

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    Haiku reviews are a challenge
    So are some plays
    And...well...some actors.

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    Beyond Therapy
    Made me want to stop seeing
    My psychiatrist

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    "Two Noble Kinsman"
    Love's eternal triangle
    Propped up by beefcakes

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    I think that I shall
    Never see A Haiku
    With more lines than three from Nantucket

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    Boston Marriage zings
    As if David Mamet wrote
    An Oscar Wilde play

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 16, 2007 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Nosy Parker ]</font>

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